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Life After Death
A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"
"Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"


Support a Family
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."


The Water Pistol
My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.

"Mom," I said. I'm surprised at you. "Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?" My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."

Hello to Everyone,
I am new to this forum, so thought to be first introduce myself,
I am William and interested in Internet Surfing, Forum Posting
and Shopping.So tell me about interesting topics and discussions
happening on this forum I wanted to check it out.

Is there a simple, straightforward download site?

BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.

I was just dropping in to say hello and introduce myself! Im a computer geek that came upon this forum and hope to
become an active member soon! So if you happen to have and computer questions feel free to ask. Otherwise see you all
on the boards.

Hi !!
I am new here and its so nice to meet you all. This is a great forum, lots of useful information is here to read and learn. Looking forward to meet new people, asking questions and helping others.

I would just like to introduce myself.Im a new comer computer enthusiast,and gamer.I just bought a new customized gaming rig,which i love.Im a retired chef of 22 year's.I specialize in italian cuisine.I like keeping up with the latest computer,and gaming technology.LOL,im not the brightest bulb in the pack.So if i misspell something,or if i dont use correct grammer,then please forgive me.

Hello fellow members, I wanted to introduce myself. I'm Andre.
This is a great board I have checked in from time to time and I think I'm ready to participate and contribute with you guys.
I thought about starting my own board but I'm glad I found this one instead. Great Info
See ya..

Hi. I am ddellido and I am glad to be member of this forum.

I like it very much.

Erm, hi to who ever is reading this.

My real name is Stefan Tan, and I hail from Singapore. I must admit that this isn't my first visit to the forums; I have visited this place a couple of times and I thought I should just register for the fun of it!

Well about me, (I hope I don't sound so self-centered LOL) I love and like everything around me if must say, well I have a swanky and moody lifestyle, and but I love to spend quiet time with myself and with the hobbies I love such as fishing, drawing, photography, computing, music, art, science, history and etc.

In my recent years I have taken up computing and I'm a technology freak. I've built computers for people and even adviced others on the type of computer/laptop and whether they are powered to cater to their needs and budget....

I love Architecture, and I'm an arch student in the local polytechnic. Skyscrapers actually brought me to this passion of mine when I was a young boy since 5. I like building stuff that are tall, and architectural. Somehow, I like drawing skyscrapers in pen, pencil and ink. I love model making too . In recent years, I have drawn them using Photoshop and Corel Photopaint and my works have been featured in magazines worldwide.

Here's my website with all the featured high resolution drawings:
http://www.sky-scrapers.org

I like playing Lego bricks and I have a HUGE fascination of trains - particularly the steam trains.

I am also a photographer and photography is also another passion of mine. I have my own flickr account.
http://flickr.com/photos/_stefano_/

Hmm, I'll keep the rest short.. I love swimming and hitting the gym once in a while....

I'm all rounded music listener - I like the oldies to the modern; 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s etc. And also, I love jazz, classical, folk rock, sentimental and even heavy metal. To be specific, I particularly love the 80s. I'm a hard rock/new-wave guy.

And.. I'm born in April 28 1988 I guess that should be written first on top! ha.

I've an account in Wikipedia as well:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Someformofhuman

Thanks...

Hi to All! My name is Alice. Im 24. Im from Berlin. Im very lonely. I have not friends. Please help me! What can I do?

lost a site i realy liked found a site that looks grait .. that my story on how i found KLT

I dont post a lot.. if i do then its just one of thows days

Hey,

great site friends! )