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 May 24 2010, 11:26 AM
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 GENERAL FIREFOX  Group: Members Posts: 14,804 Joined: February 16, 2004 From: Mexico (and other places) Member No.: 45 Causing the decline of print media since 1965  |
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS, 7 - FREE CELL PHONE WITH ALLOWANCE, 8 - LUCRATIVE TAX INCENTIVES, 9 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 10 - FREE EDUCATION, 11 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 12 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 13 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.  --------------------   Dell Precision T5400, WinXP Pro SP3 32bit fully updated, McAfee Corp Edition, Watchguard Firewall, Intel®Xeon® CPU, Dual Quad Core Processors, 4GB Ram, E5410 @ 2.33GHz, Nvidia Quadro FX570, Raid-1 Dual 500GB Sata 10000 rpm Hard Drives Dual DVD Burners, IE9, Opera, MBAM  |
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| potheaduk |
May 24 2010, 02:08 PM
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 hypercondriac  Group: Members Posts: 7,268 Joined: June 8, 2005 From: a cold dark room Member No.: 5,561 Mod powers go to my head when I smoke, also I take red titles seriously |
dont mock ff isnt that how you got in the usa
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| firefox |
May 24 2010, 04:41 PM
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GENERAL FIREFOX Group: Members Posts: 14,804 Joined: February 16, 2004 From: Mexico (and other places) Member No.: 45 Causing the decline of print media since 1965 |
No I got here legally.... honest....
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| MUSCLEMAN |
May 24 2010, 09:36 PM
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I'm blonde  Group: Administrator Posts: 1 Joined: January 26, 2004 From: Lets just say you got a bit more to go Member No.: 1 I have SDS because I post whore |
lol, ya its crazy isn't it.
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| potheaduk |
May 30 2010, 12:29 PM
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hypercondriac Group: Members Posts: 7,268 Joined: June 8, 2005 From: a cold dark room Member No.: 5,561 Mod powers go to my head when I smoke, also I take red titles seriously |
just joking with you mate, but yeah that sure is crazy
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| shakita400 |
May 30 2010, 05:38 PM
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 I'm blonde  Group: Kool Moderator Posts: 10,438 Joined: June 21, 2005 From: UK Member No.: 5,787 There are no females on the internet |
 I thought it was pretty much the same here PH, especially if you're from Poland. -------------------- I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.    Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, give him a religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish! - Timothy Jones |
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| potheaduk |
Jun 14 2010, 04:33 AM
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hypercondriac Group: Members Posts: 7,268 Joined: June 8, 2005 From: a cold dark room Member No.: 5,561 Mod powers go to my head when I smoke, also I take red titles seriously |
to be fair the polish are cool they all work hard and only a small handful of them are criminals lol, the kosivans on the other hand are a different kettle of fish imo most are dirty robbing, teenage girl dating basterds and they really get my back up, round where my mum lives theres hundreds of them and the place has turned into (excuse my french) a shithole....
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Jun 14 2010, 09:55 AM
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I'm blonde Group: Kool Moderator Posts: 10,438 Joined: June 21, 2005 From: UK Member No.: 5,787 There are no females on the internet |
Yeah they're pretty good workers I admit - so good they take everyone else's jobs.
Can't say we have any influx of Kosovans where I am - the majority here is Pakistanis. -------------------- I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, give him a religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish! - Timothy Jones |
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