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> LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT
firefox
post May 24 2010, 11:26 AM
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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - FREE CELL PHONE WITH ALLOWANCE,

8 - LUCRATIVE TAX INCENTIVES,
9 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
10 - FREE EDUCATION,
11 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
12 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
13 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.
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post May 24 2010, 02:08 PM
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dont mock ff isnt that how you got in the usa cheesy.gif cheesy.gif cheesy.gif cheesy.gif


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post May 24 2010, 04:41 PM
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No I got here legally.... honest....


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post May 24 2010, 09:36 PM
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lol, ya its crazy isn't it.


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post May 30 2010, 12:29 PM
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just joking with you mate, but yeah that sure is crazy


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post May 30 2010, 05:38 PM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif I thought it was pretty much the same here PH, especially if you're from Poland. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Jun 14 2010, 04:33 AM
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to be fair the polish are cool they all work hard and only a small handful of them are criminals lol, the kosivans on the other hand are a different kettle of fish imo most are dirty robbing, teenage girl dating basterds and they really get my back up, round where my mum lives theres hundreds of them and the place has turned into (excuse my french) a shithole....


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post Jun 14 2010, 09:55 AM
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Yeah they're pretty good workers I admit - so good they take everyone else's jobs. cheesy.gif cheesy.gif cheesy.gif

Can't say we have any influx of Kosovans where I am - the majority here is Pakistanis. laugh.gif


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